Temptings from My Little Aunt[Translation]
Here comes my wedding with my girlfriend, who has accompanied me for a year. No doubt that I am so happy today.
The only thing which makes me confused is that: my to-be little aunt, who is a beauty aging only 20, likes to wear skintight, low T-Shirt and mini skirt. She often bends down before me intentionally or accidentally, what’s more, she never did so before other men. If she is not tempting me, I dare to swear before chairman Mao: I’m lying.
Until the very day, my little aunt called me to check something about the preparation for the invitation. When I arrived, she was alone there. The very expression welcomed me is her infinite bitter look: my beloved man is going to wedding, but the bride is not me. The only thing I wanna do now is to devote myself to you before your wedding. She said upstairs: “I’m awaiting you in my bedroom. If you’re concerned, please come on! I’m right in the bedroom”Walking to the end of the steps, what slid down to me with the nightgown was her waiting passion.
I was frozen there for a minute and had no alternative but to draw the gate open and walk directly to my car. Outside the gate stood my father-in-law. With exciting tears all over his face, he gave me a fierce hug: Hey, good boy. Now you passed the last test and welcome to our family.
What the story told us is that: Keeping the condom in your car is so vital!
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